"I'm looking for love. Real love... Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love..." she says...
I practically melted when Carrie Bradshaw told Alexander that... My favorite season for going out on dates... Showing my toned legs under sheer tights... And sitting in bed with mint-filled chocolate candies, watching seasons of Sex and the City... Don't you love Autumn...???
So, my prayers for a seasonal lovah have yet to be answered... My fingers are so sore, I can barely thread a needle... Masturbation can only go so far... And I'm running out of fantasies... Perhaps I should leave flyers around campus... Hold auditions or something of the sort...
The worst of it is that I'm secretly dying to have something like Carrie described... What woman doesn't see that in her future... Maybe it's in our programming... I'm not looking for a Prince Charming... He doesn't even have to be "tall, dark, or handsome"... I'll start with a nice, thick piece of hardware... Viens, and a little curve wouldn't be too much to ask... no???
All I know is that both my heart, and my kitty are in need of some serious male attention...
I'm going crazy...
-CCSB
